John

John is a certified munch. He’s literally the biggest munch

You: “Hey, have you seen John?”

Friend: “No why?”

You: “Oh He’s literally the biggest munch in town!”

by anonymous May 9, 2023

John

johnned off to be asleep during productive hours of the day

Johnnn

by McJohnson16 May 12, 2023

John davidson

The bitchiest in the friend group; always whining like a bitch and sounding like a bitch

John Davidson you’s a bitch

by Big dick mentality October 17, 2019

John

the most smexiest asian in the world. he is very kind, cute and girls love him. he is a very good friend you will want to have.

hey john you are very cute

by collllsiwppa October 19, 2019

Isaiah john

He's cute , he zesses plenty n he does fuck rel ting🔥

Isaiah john is a zesser

by Lsjsnsn October 19, 2019

John

John is a fat cunt that try’s to sell sweets at school he is blond and doesn’t get any girls at all. he sit and plays his computer all day. He sucks dick because he is gay. He is also really bad a shinty.

Hannah the prostitute and needed John for business and money

by Gamer_goat1987 October 23, 2019

John jay

A bunch of jerks that come on here to bust there confidence wit there lonely asses

Oh lay oh lay oh lay John jay is gay oh lay oh lay oh lay oh lay

by Don’t worry about it sweet ❤️ October 26, 2019