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Laptop sex

A laptop on top of another when it shouldn't be.
For example, when u r at the airport traveling with more than 1 laptop and u r going through security, the TSA scolds u for putting them one on top of the other. Those laptops were caught in the act having laptop sex!

This term can be used more generally with other electronics too.
by G33KI3 June 9, 2011
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Rain sex

Having sex with the window open when it's raining; but you like listen to the rain together romantically
Our dog watched us have rain sex then peed on the carpet.
by Mynameisseaman1 September 29, 2015
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Casual sex

When you don't like her enough to commit to her, treat her right and spend time and effort into building a real relationship.
-He said he wants casual sex what does that even mean?
-Honey if he really cared about you he wouldnt have put himself in a position to lose you. Please protect your mind and heart.
by I.wish.i.ve.said.it December 5, 2018
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Flypaper sex

Flypaper sex is when you go glamping with a really great guy who gives you a chainsaw and you get really tired and he goes down on you during your work break making you feel “some kinda way” but also there’s flypaper hanging everywhere which makes you feel kinda dirty so you try to forget the whole experience by chugging a brown Riesling.
by Theglamperking October 22, 2018
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Hotel Sex

Taylor : Last night me and Tyler had Hotel Sex!
Mandy : O wow wasn't you afraid your husband might get mad?
Taylor : Hell No! Besides what he don't know wont hurt him!
Chad : So Taylor I guess you & me will be having some Hotel Sex tonight!
Taylor : Fuck You! Im Married ASSHOLE!
Chad : Yeah but you wouldn't want your husband to find out about you and Tyler's Hotel Sex!
Taylor : FINE! I'll book a room at the Best Western but your paying for it!
Chad : Great i'll bring lot's of condom's!
Taylor : Oh God me and my big mouth!
LATER ON
Steve : O Wow Chad & Taylor are having Hotel Sex tonight! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Braun : HEY JACKOFF WHERE'S TAYLOR?
Steve : Uhhh! I don't know?

Braun : YOU BETTER TELL ME OR YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Steve : Ok she's having Hotel Sex with Chad!
Braun : GRRRRRR! WAIT TIL I GET MY HAND'S ON THIS SO CALLED CHAD GUY IM GONNA BREAK HIS NECK HE'S ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Steve :Oh Shit's!
by SlopNChop December 31, 2018
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sex camel

Someone who doesn't want to fuck you very often. They seem to be fine and get lots of mileage out of their occasional sexual encounters.
"I thought you were with Jeremy?"
"Yeah.. we fuck but I need it way more than him .. he's such a sex camel."
by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018
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sex earthquake

Sex that is so mind shattering you body starts to vibrate.
You're giving me sex so good feels like we are having a sex earthquake.
by Prince Harder July 9, 2016
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