the one two split

When you want to hide a nasty ass fart so you stretch your leg out while your cheeks spread on your chair and it becomes silent as your ass cheeks wont vibrate

Dude I was in class and had to do the one two split

by Rszs May 4, 2018

one-wipe wonder

the rare occasion when you take a shit and only have to wipe once

Friend: well you weren't in there for long
Me: it was a one-wipe wonder

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 18, 2017

One's blood is drawn

A saying used during Shakespearean times where it was used as a way of saying "Im bloody Pissed of mate". Other interpretations could be seen as "How very dare you" and "I KEEL YOU".

Person1:"Hey your fat"
Person2:"One's blood is drawn"
Person1:"Sorry"

by vaaf December 10, 2008

One-dimensional argument

An argument; whether that may be scientific, mathematical, or a general disagreement whereby an individual only provides one viewpoint and gives no further perspective on said point - especially when it comes to research articles and professional works.

The work done by Professor James Rick was nothing but a one-dimensional argument preaching about how the earth is not flat.

by YEツEpicnation November 3, 2022

One game warrior

A one game warrior is someone who is only good at one game and brags about how much better they are even though they are only good at one game and lose to you in all the rest

“OGvDeadshit is a one game warrior”

by 47Slabside February 23, 2022

one-man waltz

The elegantly clumsy performance of standing up and stumbling, or, generally, standing as if one's feet were being shot at, while sufficiently drunk.

He'd had six scotches and soda while sitting down: upon standing, he performed a one-man waltz.

by Chrysostom January 12, 2013

one foot in the grave

To have "one foot in the grave" is to be close to death; depicting an elderly or sick person or animal close to death, or one with a life so pathetic that their life barely counts as living.

Carl lives alone, has no friends, and spends his days drinking till' he sleeps. You could say he's got one foot in the grave. // "Grandpa is 102 and has leukemia, I'm sorry to say it, but he's already got one foot in the grave."

by junkiii April 24, 2020