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Lamb Job

Licking the smegma off your man's soft dick, whomst homes a fluffy pubic bush.
'How was your night Mary?'
"My husband just came back from working in Burra, he was so exhausted only had time for a lamb job"
by Woofsbah October 8, 2022
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TJ (trench job)

Russian soldiers have oral sex on the front line.
Ivan was caught giving Boris a TJ (trench job)in the bunker.
by Watch dog October 8, 2022
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Blow Job

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.
"The prostitute charges $500 for the Blow Job."
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 10, 2022
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Political shame job

When a group from a political party do things to someone that are so wrong you would look at politics in a whole new light. The mass grave of people they cloned to cover it up kinda light…then you’d puke
That girl got a political shame job not even Monica Lewinsky could touch but definitely helped plan and that shame job is probably the only one that passed the lie detector test. Poor thing, I don’t think she’s even considered a person anymore. How she not a heroin addict yet? Email her and ask…
by Helltagged October 14, 2022
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Not My Job

A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.

"Not my job," he said.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022
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Colombian Rim Job

Where someone inserts cocaine into their partners or another persons anus and snorts it out.
Hey, that chick gave me a Colombian Rim Job last night!
by Questtttt January 4, 2022
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Smear Job

When you put oil on weed.
by Fweevi January 9, 2022
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