3 fart rule

When you begin your fantasy football draft, you first announce the 3 fart rule. This means that each franchise representative gets to fart twice with no penalty. On the third fart, that owner is forced to draft outside and must select a kicker with their next pick. Often times will also doom a team for the season. Creates some of the worst fantasy football karma.

Jack: (5:30 p.m.) The draft is now open as well as the 3 fart rule is now in effect.

Tim: (5:31 p.m.) Fart

Mike: That is one

Tim: (5:33 p.m.) Fart

Mike: that is two Duck, damn

Tim: (5:35 p.m.) Fart

League: Damnit Duck, that is 3. It smells like someone died down here, that is a serious flagrant fowl, and you just broke the 3 fart rule, enjoy Sebastian Janikowski as your franchise player.

by BoRo83 July 13, 2011

the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

by brad July 21, 2003

chip shop fart

A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!

Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.

by Jeffrey Douglas September 3, 2006

hot fart in a skillet

A stubborn, ornery, old person who has nothing better to do than make other people miserable.

Shut up old man, you sound like a hot fart in a skillet.

by Dr. Pox August 16, 2014

Fart hoffers

people who use pc's

Pc's are for fart hoffers and macs get you laid

by mannny540 October 5, 2008

butter bubble fart

When a person consumes 10-13 loaves of all butter Entenmen’s pound cake and then indulges in farting with sexual like noises and sounds, repeatedly enjoying their flatulence in a blissful manner.

Big Tod really blew up the room with his disgusting butter bubble farts.

by Little g money October 4, 2020

Queef fart asshole

When your girl queefs in ur mouth while eating her out then you piss in her and her asshole farts.

Yo that queef fart asshole was good last night, wasn't it Rachel?

by Attack helicopter/ him/ her December 22, 2020