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Double Virgin 

A person who views themselves to be so holy and upright in regards to their sexuality that to even be called a virgin leaves room for the possibility of losing their virginity. These individuals couldn't kiss there middle school crush or even hold hands without thinking that they'll end up getting someone pregnant. As these individuals age navigating the dating world becomes harder for them then the average individual. They also hold two "V" cards and believe in re-virginalization even after they've used there two "V" cards.
Mary was originally a double virgin and gave birth after losing her first "V" card, she is still a virgin even though she has a child (2-1=1)
Brad doesn't want his wife to know he had a partner before her so he claims he is a double virgin and can state that his wife took his virginity.
Double Virgin by shahzam November 28, 2018
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Double-Barrel 

While going down on her, you get hit with a fart and a queef at the same time.
Yo, Mark I was eating out Jane last night and she TOTALLY double-barreled me right in the face!
Double-Barrel by Prominent Chub November 30, 2018

DOUBLE POKER 

The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke
Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.
DOUBLE POKER by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018

Double Chin Check 

To inform someone they have visble submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction, or other related treatments, and or to begin to diet and excercise.
I'm sorry to double chin check you like this Pacho, but if you really want to get in my pants you should think about neck liposuction, here's my surgeons card.
Double Chin Check by darpasneak December 7, 2018

Double Chin Check 

To inform a person that they have submental fat or a double chin for the purpose of shaming them into having facial liposuction.
I hate to double chin check you Pacho, but if you want to get into my pants then you should think about getting facial liposuction under your chin, here's my surgeons card.
Double Chin Check by darpasneak December 7, 2018

Double barrel

Taking two shots of fireball shooters at the same time
Want to rip some double barrels before going to this 2 year olds birthday party
Double barrel by Stan halen December 14, 2018

Double pump

A forbidden strategy that leaves many defaults lives lost when they see double pump,Epic Games refuse to give it back because i don't know
A DEFAULT LETS DOUBLE PUMP HIM!