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AIDS dick

a dick infected with Acquired immune deficiency syndrome (AIDS)
"Fuck you with an AIDS dick"

"Fuck this song with and AIDS dick"
by ????aids dick??? December 18, 2008
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dick cheny

a crazy cyco person who shoots his friends he also a rightwing nut job
by knkn July 31, 2007
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Swingin' Dick

Refers literally to a man, but specifically to someone whose skills or physical stature make him especially intimidating. A badass. Can be used metaphorically to refer to a woman, as long as she is a total badass at something.

There is a common misconception that this term refers to any male because it references the male organ, but the more important part of the term is "swingin'." That is, not just any man, but an especially potent or imposing man. Hence, a badass.
1) As in No Country for Old Men: "Call my room if anybody comes in--and by 'anybody' I mean any swingin' dick."

2) A: "Did you read that new Judith Butler article? She totally destabilizes the regime's reinscription of normative typologies."

B: "Yeah, she's a swingin' dick when it comes to critique. Also, stop talking like a d-bag."
by MosheMoshe May 31, 2011
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boyfriend dick

A penis that is of reasonable size that one could receive on a daily basis. As opposed to vacation dick.
I hooked up with a guy last night who had boyfriend dick. It was perfect.

vacation dick
size queen
by daviebaby April 3, 2016
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E dick

(noun) A condition of severe erectile dysfunction and penile shrinkage that affects many males after heavy ecstasy use. This condition is exacerbated by the fact that sufferers are often extremely horny.
Ann: Are you ok? Am I doing something wrong?
Sam: No baby, I've just got some serious E dick going on. You mind if we just lie here?
by Luciano Del Purgatorio June 21, 2006
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fickle dick

a term you would give your dick when it cannot keep a constant erection.
Sorry babe, I have a bad case of fickle dick right now.
by Anonymous Dick-Tation November 30, 2011
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Moon Dick

Moon Dick

-Adjective / Noun

To be in a state of mind that is effected by the polarity of the moon and makes one crave or desire an erect penis (Phallus) or become turned on by the thought of arousing an erect penis.
"Cindy has some serious Moon Dick. Look at her on the prowl for cock."

"I don't know what has come over me, I have Moon Dick."
by marzi_pan March 2, 2011
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