january 2

national give a girl your hoodie day

girl: give me your hoodie
guy: why
girl: it’s january 2
guy: oh fuck

by kfreehill January 1, 2023

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Type 2

A handheld phaser in the Star Trek universe.

Type 1: Rifle (Shoulder fired phaser)
Type 2: Pistol (hand-held phaser)

Any main cast member off screen:

"We are arranging an away team. We need 5 type 2 phasers."

While on away team
"Set phasers to maximum stun."

by 7-Eleven Hotdog Shill January 3, 2023

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Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.

Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

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Sex trafficking 2

Oh shit, wow! He is super (seemingly) guilty of that!

Hym "Oh, man. You had better mark your calendars folks. I was wrong about that. I'd be remiss if I didn't recant my previous statement. I'm sorry. It looks like he did that shit to the extreme. Ultra guilty of sex trafficking 2 (probably). Just got some new intel and holy shit is that guy extra very-much-so. The evidence was very compelling. I still stand by my statement regarding the exploitation of lonely men by way of cam-girl sites but jesus christ! (Based of new evidence) It looks like he defrauded the shit out of those women. Totally my bad on that one. I just watched the video. That was just... Wow. Terrible. Totally my fault. I jumped the gun on that one. I went too far to say that it was horse shit. Sorry. Apologies all around."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

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the final stages of ones boredom before they finish off, they die, they tear to electrons.

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guy 2: NO DONT LEAVE NOW!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR *terrible sad music plays and a random kiss scene happens*

by i hate you with rainbows January 13, 2023

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