dick-froes

Pubic Hair.

Mistress: How long've you been shaved there?
Dude 1: Don't know, like 6th grade?
Mistress: Nice!
Dude 1: Gets me an extra inch, and only married dudes rock the dick-froes.

by Manardson December 7, 2011

Dick Hopper

A girl who sleeps with a different guy almost every day.

@ Casey Noel x3 is such a dick hopper she's getting drunk with a new guy every day in her snap chat stories.

by Verseit789 May 4, 2015

Tree Dick

A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.

I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick

by Stencenkirk December 28, 2014

dick chomp

when someone's getting a road head, hit a pothole, and the girl's mouth involuntarily chomps down on the dick

guy 1: dude i was getting a road head last night..
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!

by wineandcheese August 14, 2009

Pink Dick

This sexual act is performed when the male genitalia is rammed up his own anus, then proceeding to fart repeatedly until at the point of ejaculation he doesn't cum but he farts out of the end of his bellend therefore you are able to pass on pink eye when nutting in another's eye.

I just gave someone "Pink Dick"!

by Killercow347 December 28, 2016

Dick mailer

One who dilivers by the means of a post office, a dildo to a gay lover before butt sex.

Bob: Do you know why Abe sent me a dildo in the mail? That's kind of fruity.

Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!

by JakE May 21, 2007

dick cheny

a crazy cyco person who shoots his friends he also a rightwing nut job

dont be a dick cheny

by knkn July 31, 2007