John fightmaster

Some sort of really weird bird that makes funny noises

Look,John fightmaster is there,again

by Vjhuoefkh September 26, 2011

john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.

That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!

by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017

John,Xarion,Cashew&mali

These guy's dont horn, they will treat you hella good like most loyal men in trinidad and losing them would be the biggest 'L' in human existence.

Hoes:" Dawg i wish i was tgt with a nigga like John,xarion,cashew&mali"

by JohnWick🌴 January 23, 2023

Training John

A term for male masturbation

Bob love Training John while going on xvideos

by Anon Skeptic October 6, 2017

Michael John

Another word for a cigarette

Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy

by whatyoulikeyou September 19, 2020

John crane

Some fucking retarded who think his life is "deep". As well he thinks his life is so bad . Because he treats others like they are nothing because "they have not been what he has been through. So in conclusion a John crane is a asshole.

Do not be a john crane

by BatteistDruid10 July 1, 2019

john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

by Pavill November 22, 2011