Some random black guy who is a level 100 freak and a level 1 crook. He has no money, no bitches, and no skill at games. He does however have the most amazing and wonderful and extraordinary best friend any person should wish for and is lucky to have him. This guy has a chode.
Person 1: Hey do you know Shane Green?
Person 2: Unfortunately I remember some fucking camo pants he wore that sucked. I hope someone pees on them.
Person 2: Unfortunately I remember some fucking camo pants he wore that sucked. I hope someone pees on them.
by The only guy that knows his sh January 02, 2025
A person who forms relationships with a plant collector in order to get cuttings of their most expensive and rare specimens.
I know he's a green-digger because he brought his garden scissors to the hookup after spotting the albo monstera in my profile pic.
by Monstera Albo January 15, 2022
someone who hangs out with another because of the quality of the weed they smoke and/or they amount they can acquire
Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: No
Guy: Ok. *Pulls out bag of premium quality cannabis and starts rolling a joint*
Girl:*Notices bag of flowers* "I can hang around for awhile though."
Guy: You're such a green digger.
Girl: No
Guy: Ok. *Pulls out bag of premium quality cannabis and starts rolling a joint*
Girl:*Notices bag of flowers* "I can hang around for awhile though."
Guy: You're such a green digger.
by Tron420 August 27, 2020
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by Hele53 June 23, 2021
While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting
by Endlessecho May 18, 2021
Opening morning of duck season , got to my spot 2 1/2 hrs early , got my decoys in & settled in the blind , 10 min before shooting light Mr green jeans comes stumbling in to check my license & ruined my fucking hunt ..
by Scratch Legba December 29, 2024