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dirty braden

The term "Dirty Braden" is used to describe an action of passionate love making while a pelican flys over you on the beach. The pelican then poops on either of the two performing the action and the other licks it off of the body of their partner.
Man my girl was so kinky she pulled a dirty Braden on me.
by Eeeee BBY April 18, 2018
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Dirty Earnhardt

Similar to the dirty sanchez. Upon completion of intercourse (usually doggy style) the "man" in the relationship, after getting three good poo fingers, swipes the woman's face from the upper lip to the top of the forehead, with one "racing stripe" over the nose, and one over each eye, to create the effect of race car pinstripes.
With mad shifting from his gear stick, and a well lubricated engine, he won the race, and for the victory lap, he gave her a dirty earnhardt.
by Dale jr. June 14, 2004
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Dirty Ollie

When you pretend to cum after 3 minutes because you think she's in pain because she's moaning loud
"i was round this guys house last night and he pulled a dirty Ollie on me, so disappointing!"
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Dirty Bunny

A Dirty Bunny is when you have a good girl that’s never been fucked well before. She has no idea that she would ever beg to orgasm. So you fuck her doggy style & insert one well-lubed index finger in her ass. (Don’t try this unless you trim your nails) SLOWLY work it in, a little bit at a time until the anal sphincter relaxes. Once past the first knuckle, leave it in, moving it slowly side to side, but not deeper, then drip some more lube down your finger. Slowly work it in further, past the second knuckle. Remember, still slowly stroking in and out of her pretty little vagina Now you’re two knuckles deep, you slowly begin stroking your finger in her ass. (If you’re paying attention, you can feel your cock from the inside) She won’t know what to make of this. It’s overwhelming. After she orgasms the first time, bring her to the edge
Now pull your cock out, go around her left side, keeping your finger deep in that ass, and grab her chin with your left hand, lift it up, & shove your cock deep into her mouth, throat-fucking her until she gags or swallows your beautiful cum. Then, leave your finger in til she’s ready to have you take it out. Then, slowly! ease it back out. That’s one Dirty little Bunny.
*Disclaimer: Do not attempt without negotiating it with your partner. Negotiate a safeword. Pick a safe signal to use during the throatfucking. Tapping on an arm or leg works. Silence is Not compliance and Consent is Sexy.
Thank you and stay safe out there.
That girl has been eye fuckin me all night. If she’s not careful, I’ll introduce her to the Dirty Bunny.
by Bedtime_stories May 22, 2019
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dirty south

Georgia, Alabama, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, & Louisiana. Temperature: Hot & Wet. City meets Country, cadillacs & rims, hell's belles, gold grills, ya'lls & SWEET Tea.
What ya'll really know about the dirty south?
by Flip flops & socks August 9, 2005
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Dirty Sanchez

It is when you rub shit across your upper lip.
Hey baby, dirty sanchez for $5.
by Tootie92 December 26, 2009
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dirty gomez

Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.
Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.
by Ali T April 27, 2003
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