by toto April 14, 2006
A Dirty Kali is when you fuck a chick in the ocean and with your dick deep inside her anus, you ride her like a boogie board all the way into the shore. Once you reach the shore you pull out and scream "Kali-bunga Dude!" As you finish on her face. The girl must lick up every spec of the cum or be cursed with crabs the rest of her life.
My friend fake drowned at the beach so the hot lifeguard would go and save him. On their way back in, dude was giving her a Dirty Kali. Thank God she licked up all the cum, ain't nobody want crabs from the beach.
by RichardLickson April 03, 2020
by AmemberofthePolenCouncil May 04, 2020
The act of raping somebody's little brother, the proceeding to perform a dive by on said child's grandmother
by Penisobliterator42 April 13, 2020
Georgia, Alabama, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Kentucky, & Louisiana. Temperature: Hot & Wet. City meets Country, cadillacs & rims, hell's belles, gold grills, ya'lls & SWEET Tea.
by Flip flops & socks July 19, 2005
by Tootie92 December 26, 2009
Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.
by Ali T April 28, 2003