Indian Time Bomb

when a male takes a dump into a condom, then using the condom as a dildo to his partner. the condom then breaks, resulting in "explosion" of the indian time bomb

i have my girlfriend an Indian Time Bomb last night and she freaked out!

by snicker licker November 29, 2009

Hard times of rj berger

the white version of everybody hates Chris

man in every episode of hard times of rj berger something good looks like its going to happen to rj but it always turns out bad

by WHiiTEandNERDY August 3, 2010

You're wasting your time

What you're doing if you don't pick Lazziness for your druid.

Exfear: PS you owe me.
Lazziness: I owe you for what? :O
Exfear: Silk goes I need a druid man
Exfear: I instantly say if you don't pick Lazziness you're wasting your time.

by Losteboye October 17, 2008

worst movie of all time

That would have to be "Battlefield Earth".

Don't kid yourself... "Battlefield Earth" really is as bad as people tell you it is.

So is "Swept Away".

I haven't yet seen "Gigli".

by JS July 21, 2004

Good times had by all

A phrase used to express the good times had by a group of people. Only applicable when the situation involved 4 or more people. Otherwise the more common phrase "good times" is more appropriate.

Dude 1: Hey dude, remember when the six of us got on that golf cart and we did a wheelie in front of Inn-N-Out Burger?

Dude 2: Yeah dude, that was hilarious. Good times had by all!

Dude 1: Hell yeah!

by Elliott D January 19, 2008

Real People Time (RPT)

Commonly referred to as EST or East Standard Time, RPT (Real People Time) is the authority in time zones. It is the benchmark for Television, Sports and business/financial time references, and is thus the most important time zone in the world.

-- Yo, what time does the Broncos game start tomorrow?
-- 3:00 PM, I think
-- In Real People Time (RPT), please.
-- 5:00 PM then.

by C-Money Meyers August 15, 2011

I need time to think

When your girlfriend of two years has been lying to you but wants to take the heat off of herself and play mind games. These lies can be about everything from why she doesnt give you oral sex any more to why shes REALLY feeling like she needs a "girls night". You may be so fortunate to receive these words in the form of a letter which has been left on the coffee table of your empty ass apartment that she moved out of while you were at work. In this case, be causious, DO NOT try to contact her,she wont answer. Then on her own time, at approximately skank-thirty, just to f**k with your head, she'll send a text informing you that YOUR not being respectful of HER feelings. I need time to think roughly translates to "I havent been in this relationship emotionally, but thats your fault and I want you to feel guilty before I cheat on you and dump you". If you hear the phrase "I need time to think", your F**ked and the best idea is to make sure that YOUR the one to end it. Atleast you'll leave with some of your dignity and no STD's (hopefully).

Blah,Blah,Blah, Im a cheating bitch and "I need time to think" about whether or not I can be with YOU.

by Damn it all to Hell! February 27, 2009