Job Application

A piece of paper that is a nightmare to your unemployment mf. Effective when show the paper while also saying the magic word "Get a job"

You: *show job application*
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by Sun Tsu June 14, 2025

cozy job

a 13 year old girl named Lilian kates formally known as cozy, Bubblecozy, who catfished and sold nsfw art that wasn’t her own and lied about her age 5 times (@lilliana2121) a “cozy job” is when one person texts there lover a goodnight message then proceeds to aggressively masterbate with the lover on vc then after one finishes they proceed to start Autoerotic asphyxiating on their own camera and licking it up while the next party talks about cerebral palsy and does meth then they both go to sleep then both proceed to stay on the call while one secretly stays up with their mic, muted putting spells on the next party involved.

yo Darknova can you give a brotha a cozy job?

by DR. Chad JeMichael Kates July 30, 2025

Dari Job

When dari has passion ed anal sex with an unsuspecting victim

That Dari Job really tore my ass open

by PEDOREDO May 19, 2017

Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.

My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Jo-Job

When a girl gives you a handjob while she says Ora multiple times

I couldn't help but cum when that girl gave me a Jo-Job!

by aweonao7 April 27, 2020

Job

Its a rare-known name . You rarely know someone called like that because is a word for something common . It is a religous name so you know the kind of parents that person have. Job is cherfull, funny and extrovert person . He knows when its time to talk funny and is somehow intelligent in his way,

Paz: How funny Job is!
Santi: What did Job say? hahahah

by Mastercry November 22, 2021

Greese Job

The act of peeing on somebody as a kink or sexual fetish.

His girlfriend gave him a fresh greese job

by Greese Job March 22, 2017