A pooh that ceases to exsist .
When taking a shit you wipe to reveal no excrement present. However this word has two parts when taking a shit you glance in the toilet bowl to reveal no evidence of you having a shit at all. The perfect ghost shit requirs that both criteria mentioned above are met.
by Mlk117 May 26, 2014
Get the Ghost shit mug.That last hit in the bottom of a well used bowl of marijuana, usually tastes like ass and leaves a long term shitty taste in the mouth.
by Jon Doe September 1, 2003
Get the shit hit mug.The act of pretending to brush your teeth in the bathroom, when you're actually shitting. Usually done by shy shitters.
by Matty Bitchfuck October 16, 2008
Get the Shit and Brush mug.Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.
I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.
by TangClock July 29, 2009
Get the Turd of Shit mug.Jeremy totally wrecked the vampires shit yesterday. Honestly, who bites??
I got my shit wrecked in battlefield when I tried to drive up the beach in that jeep.
I just wrecked that kids shit in beer pong, I shut him out and made 2 bouncers in a row.
Jack is going to wreck our shit when he finds out we got his little sister drunk and gave her a little surprise sex.
I got my shit wrecked in battlefield when I tried to drive up the beach in that jeep.
I just wrecked that kids shit in beer pong, I shut him out and made 2 bouncers in a row.
Jack is going to wreck our shit when he finds out we got his little sister drunk and gave her a little surprise sex.
by Mizike May 17, 2005
Get the shit wrecking mug.A receptical of small miscellaneous items, added too at random, with the intention of sorting out the contents at a point in the future.
Such as a mug or small tupperware, containing loose keys, dice, bits of lego, boiled sweets, washers, old memory cards etc.
Typically, an item in a shit pot was/is deemed to important to throw away, but not important enough to return to its rightful place immediately. However, in my experience the contents of a shit pot are often eventually branded rubbish and thrown away once an extended period of time has elapsed.
Such as a mug or small tupperware, containing loose keys, dice, bits of lego, boiled sweets, washers, old memory cards etc.
Typically, an item in a shit pot was/is deemed to important to throw away, but not important enough to return to its rightful place immediately. However, in my experience the contents of a shit pot are often eventually branded rubbish and thrown away once an extended period of time has elapsed.
"Do you need anything from this shit pot here on the kitchen windowsill? Because i'm sick of the sight of it and about to tip it in the bin!"
"No, carry on"
"No, carry on"
by speedtoast November 14, 2016
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