Penis tangle

When you and your boyfriend, have hawt steamy butt sex your penis may get, tangled thus resulting to humilation for you need help!

Bill your penis is hawt, so is yours Jim. You know we should touch them ya! Mmmmm WOW WTF!!!! THERE TANGLED, EWWWWWWW DUN Dunn dunnnnnnnn, you got PENIS TANGLE.

by Alex Fargnigger September 15, 2007

Deckers horse penis

A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.

Tony: Dude did you fuck her??

Sam: Well kinda...

Tony: What do you mean?

Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.

Tony: Bull shit.

Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge

by afi GR October 21, 2010

static electric penis

Static Electric Penis is a penis that is charged with static electrity and when in close proximity to a grounding opportunity(another person) the charge will arc from the penis to the grounding source(other person) with a electric spark and audible crack.

The best enviroment to charge a static electric penis is during the winter. A radiator heating system and carpeting are key. Flannel pj's are effective in building and storing the charge. Be sure they rub against the carpet while shuffling your feet.

You can do this over and over. You can create sizable sparks.

My girlfriend stopped over last night. I had on the flannel pj's she gave me. I shuffled into the bedroom. I pulled out my STATIC ELECTRIC PENIS and craaaaack. She let out a few choice words. The spark had to be half of an inch. So, I shuffled around and shocked her again.

by jcustomcue January 8, 2014

uneducated goose penis

The best insult to give someone that has displayed no intelligence what so ever.

Drew is such an uneducated goose penis!

Why is there so many uneducated goose penis' here?

by The Basic January 8, 2014

Portland Penis Prickler

After an Oregon Ducks game a bunch of rowdy and drunk fans strap one fan of the enemy team down to a wooden board and stick toothpicks in their dick until they quack like the mascot, the Oregon Duck.

Yeah, we really gave that inbred Florida State Fan the Portland Penis Prickler after the Rose Bowl.

by EliteSquall January 2, 2015

Lil Penis Pump

A statement saying that famous rapper Gazzy Garcia(Lil Pump) has a tiny pecker.

Damn dawg your penis is fucking tiny, but at least its not Lil Penis Pump sized.

by Shhdkshwhsndd November 25, 2018

Real Stiff Penis

1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.

2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.

My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.

Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.

by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018