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Columbus Dick

"Columbus Dick" is used to define a penis over 8 inches, named after the endowment of the average male from the city of Columbus, Ohio, following a 2017 study that listed 82% of men in Columbus as having a penis size of 8 1/2+ inches.
When a girl ask if a guy has a big dick, he replies, "Baby, I got that Columbus dick, stop playing with me."
by IBeez November 26, 2018
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Dick Winds

The gas that leaves a man's penis after having it filled with air from a bike pump.
Man, I've been letting out these dick winds all day after that pump off last night.
by skulldark May 20, 2009
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dick-froes

Mistress: How long've you been shaved there?
Dude 1: Don't know, like 6th grade?
Mistress: Nice!
Dude 1: Gets me an extra inch, and only married dudes rock the dick-froes.
by Manardson December 7, 2011
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Dick Hopper

A girl who sleeps with a different guy almost every day.
@ Casey Noel x3 is such a dick hopper she's getting drunk with a new guy every day in her snap chat stories.
by Verseit789 May 4, 2015
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Tree Dick

A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.
I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick
by Stencenkirk December 28, 2014
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dick chomp

when someone's getting a road head, hit a pothole, and the girl's mouth involuntarily chomps down on the dick
guy 1: dude i was getting a road head last night..
guy 2: that's awesome!
guy 1: yeah, but then we hit a pothole and she dick chomped me
guy 2: bitch!
by wineandcheese August 14, 2009
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Pink Dick

This sexual act is performed when the male genitalia is rammed up his own anus, then proceeding to fart repeatedly until at the point of ejaculation he doesn't cum but he farts out of the end of his bellend therefore you are able to pass on pink eye when nutting in another's eye.
I just gave someone "Pink Dick"!
by Killercow347 December 28, 2016
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