Lease Audit King

The auditor management companies fear. He will scrutinize every lease to see if you are hiding anything .

Hi Michelle,

See attached the list of discrepancies and issues I have with the leases I reviewed. Just another day at work for the Lease Audit King.

Ralph

by funatwork1 January 4, 2022

Choir King

An absolute LEGEND of a man who understands that REAL MEN SING. Can typically be found making godlike harmonies as he steals yo girl.

Chad sings beautifully in his men’s choir and is an absolute CHOIR KING 🤴

by raptor99 January 4, 2022

King andries

When something is so bad it feels like your being stabbed with fire

"Wow! I got a 10% on my math quiz!" "Oh no! It must feel like king andries!"

by Cartoon.obsessed January 6, 2022

King's new pfp

ugly ass duck

Person1: Did you see King's new pfp?
Person2: Yeah that's an ugly ass duck.

by Oxalis Cate January 9, 2022

poggers king

kiki is poggers king. The ruler of universe and existence.

Who is kiki?
kiki is poggers king. The ruler of universe and existence.

by ackepacek January 9, 2022

King Kong

Referring to someone who is in serious drug addiction via IV use. Gets in fits of an angry rage and wants to act tough. Will make bs out of nothing and block you on social media.

Dude! Nicole totally was being like Denzel Washington in Training Day when he said, "KING KONG AIN'T GOT SH*T ON ME!"

by Beedee Kong January 11, 2022

King Egg Benedict III

Best father in the world

I always check the weather before attacking King Egg Benedict III

by King Samuel Benedict January 12, 2022