brown and toothless wonder

well what the fuck else could it be besides your good ole arsehole.

often when i would here Bubby fart; he would exclaim, Oh speak again brown and toothless wonder.

by cod blaster June 29, 2008

Handsome John Brown

when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish

Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.

by Wooly Wombat March 27, 2005

Brown thought

One who is aroused in the mind about the color brown.

Dude, you havin' brown thoughts gin?

by Clay April 27, 2006

Brown Runway

the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.

"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Brown Neck

A person who has a visible brown ring of dirt, grease, and other refuse on their neck. Used most often to identify the foulest of gamers or those individuals who believe that excelling in games such as Magic the Gathering, Dungeons and Dragons, or World of Warcraft is a license to forgo basic sanitation.

It is helpful to be able to identify Brown Necks at a distance as they are usually accompanied an overwhelming smell.

Brown Necks should not be confused with those gamers that enjoy games but maintain the social awerness to shower at least once a week.

I was going to ride the T into work today but the train was loaded with Brown Necks heading to Anime Boston. Gathered together the smell had become overpowering and some small children were on the verge of fainting. I decided to walk instead.

by Kim Jong Beel June 1, 2011

brown hammer

A word referring to a brown and small penis. Usually common in tall,dark and handsome men

Maddee: I saw a brown hammer today
Brittany: it was probably really small

by BrownHammer December 26, 2015

Brown Loaf

Someone whos head is so big that blocks out the moon

That guys such a Brown Loaf

by moo62 September 8, 2010