The practice of sticking one’s penis in the others right or left nostril. The other will then try to say KFC’s slogan with their weird voice.
by EpicGoG December 14, 2019
1. A toothy or otherwise unpleasant oral sex experience.
2. Any job or task that is inherently difficult or arduous beyond your control.
2. Any job or task that is inherently difficult or arduous beyond your control.
Cleaning the dish pit was a total Kim Job. The bussers kept bringing in dirty dishes and the managers forgot to order rags and soap. It took my entire shift to finish what should have taken an hour.
by CasualT23 September 22, 2021
When you pay two different only fans creator to make sucking and moaning noises on a video, then you get two phones and play one video on each phone at the same time, then you jerk your cock with both phones on each sides of your shaft
by Dallas fuckluck December 08, 2024
When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.
Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!
by NickTheMacedonian November 28, 2024
Hell. Having a job sucks ass, but another day, another dollar (or blowing off the boss if you are female)
by Mamamiji May 22, 2019
A job is somewhere you go everyday to get money. You probably hate it at first, but you'll get used to it. The only reason why you go there is so you can survive, which is stupid.
Mother: Get a job!
Father: Why won't you get a job!?
Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????
Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?
Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.
Me: what
Everyone: what
Father: Why won't you get a job!?
Every other person on the planet: Have you gotten a job yet????
Me: I've been working at my office for 30 years now. Wait, souldn't you be dead by now?
Everyone: Yes, we're dead, but you're schizophrenic and that's why only you can see and hear us.
Me: what
Everyone: what
by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018
by Hello_Drk July 20, 2018