God count

The number of a random thing that you will never know, only a god could know by watching

“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”

“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”

by Night Monkey December 10, 2021

God

A person named Urica. Totally not my friend

Oh God!=Oh Urica!

by anonymous May 18, 2021

God

Jayda fucking Marie

Who is god ?
Jayda she’s hot lol

by Satan69swag November 18, 2020

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Wife: Honey, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Husband: Good Morning and God Bless, darling!

by Tainthair May 23, 2018

God's license

Driving without a license or a permit

This mf been driving with God's license since high school

by ElWero10 November 12, 2023

God

Refers To The One

Synonym: Greeter Of Death
Acronym: Greatest Of Desire

Ex: I Wanted Death Till I Realized We’re All GOD

by TheExtremeGod0120 February 20, 2021

god luck

Initially a misspelling of "good luck". God luck is believed to be a more potent way of wishing luck upon someone. By adding this phrase to your repertoire, you add divinity. God luck out there.

alexjones4ever: im gonna go eat, brb
animeman12345: god luck

by Ymirok March 13, 2018