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simp hand

The total opposite of Pimp Hand. 1) When a woman hits a man to put him in check. 2) When a woman unreasonably says no to a man and he complies. 3) When a woman hits a man and he doesn't dump her immediately, take defensive actions, or hit her back.

It's a major tactic feminist apologist females use to manage their Simp Harem.
Remember when Solange put the Simp Hand on Jay-Z in the elevator making him look like HER bitch? Then they ready to arrest your ass if you put hands on her. Beyonce looked on didn't do shit and he stayed with her. Dumbass!
by Geno X Aziz June 21, 2019
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Poopy hand

Packy who wipes his ass with his hand
by Big bih July 6, 2019
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Second hand drunk

The more sociable and fun feeling you get when surrounded by drunk people, but technically sober yourself. This is due to the subconscious knowledge that those around you are less judgmental due to their inebriated state.
Person 1: “Yo bro, have you been drinking??? You’re supposed to be DD!”

Person 2: “”Nah, bro I’m sober just enjoying this second hand drunk ya feel?”
by Larmonaid October 2, 2019
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Wind hand

When a bum in New Orleans gives a quick hand job in exchange for cigarettes or beer
That was the best wind hand I ever had.
by Kevsis October 4, 2019
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Second hand clam

When a man unknowingly eats another mans creampie.

Also known as Eskimo twat shot.
I had Scott cum in me this morning and didn’t tell Dave while you sucked it out of me.

“Omg Becky , you second hand clam”
by Teddilinn November 9, 2019
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Second Hand Fuck

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move
I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.
by Deafblackkids March 4, 2020
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wattpad hand

a syndrome, arm tendonitis, developed because of too much reading on Wattpad. Thumb movements, like swiping/scrolling, are the biggest triggers of this syndrome. It hurts like hell.
Been told I have a Wattpad hand. Now I have to read normal books.
by wattpadgotmetendonitis April 22, 2020
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