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vegan cheese 

Make sure you don't swallow that vegan cheese!
vegan cheese by Clayboybunny November 29, 2015

Cream Cheese Danish 

Having sexual intercourse with a Danish woman and ejaculating inside her.
Bro, I met these two danish chicks last night and let's just say...I made a cream cheese danish with one of them.
Cream Cheese Danish by SantiClaus January 15, 2017

Dildo cheese

Would you like some dildo cheese with that sir ...
Dildo cheese by Irongimp69 March 6, 2017

Morning cheese 

When you wake up and your balls smell like mold like moldy cheese
I has a dream where I was sucking toes and her whole foot was about to go in my mouth, but then i woke up and I had morning cheese
Morning cheese by Swolman09 December 31, 2017

Shredded cheese 

Shredded cheese is a wild card when it comes to getting a mate.

It defeats all other competition
But if used by more than one person, it will unify all.
Guy 1: Man I need a girl
Guy 2: How about using shredded cheese? I get mad pussy from it

Guy 1: No way! *uses shredded cheese* Man I'm getting mad pussy.

Stinky cheese 

I’m Scottish this is as bad as the n word