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bro bustin time

When dad realizes his teen sons are horny all the time and jerk off alot like he did as a boy, he gets them a hooker and rents a motel room. Dad can then watch his sons fuck and get sucked off by the girl or join in with his boys and blow some massive loads of sperm.
Boy #1: Dude, dad got us a hooker again for your birthday this time! Boy #2: Sweet! It's bro bustin time! Dude I got a compliment from the girl last time how good my sperm load tastes. LOL
by Watchinfool December 14, 2023
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BONGI bro

When your name is mispronounced and so is another kids name you call each other BONGI broes
Your my BONGI bro
by The BONGI bro May 15, 2021
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Thomas bros maps

Chances are if you were a taxi driver a bicycle courier messaged or just an itinerant wanderer of the san Francisco bay area in the 1980s to 1990s you had at least 1 copy of the Thomas bros spiral bound map guides. These guides were invaluable towards navigating. The Bay area. As iconic as they were they were eventually bought out by the Rand MC Nally Corp everything went digital and you know the rest
Siri:' Left turn in 50 yards"me:"shut up siri! I still have my trusted
Thomas bros maps with me!"
by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021
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bro-key

When you say a gay joke and its actually pretty nice.
Yo bro-key, James Charles is hot.
by MJxAugust May 10, 2020
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Bro Sham Bo

A game in which one person challenges another, usually to try and gain something the other person has, or to attract women. The person who starts the challenge will go second. One player will kick the other as hard as possible in the testicles. Then if the other player is still standing, they will kick the other person in the testies. This process repeats until one person gives up, or until your man beans explode.
Man A: yoooo bro that’s a cool rock
Man B: yeah, but you can’t have it
Man A: oh yeah? Bro Sham Bo me for it then biatch
Man B: alright bet
Man A: OWWWIE OUCH OHHH MY MAN BEANS EXPLODED OWWWWW I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE YOU WIN
Man B: pfft, loser
Woman A: oh wow Man B, you are so cool and attractive, want to have sexual intercourse?
by Bro Sham Bo Enthusiast May 3, 2024
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Why y’all on bro’s tip?

A phrase that you would use to defend a stranger that’s getting talked shit to by two or more people, the phrase would make sense if the trash talkers were talking shit to a unproblematic person and due to something that literally doesn’t affect them or anybody else.
Person 1: yoo why are you wearing those clothes

Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly

Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA

Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?
by The slang teacher May 26, 2022
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Lounging Bro

The state in which a Bro can be found lounging, relaxing, "chilling", most often with fellow Bros. The attire is crucial to the success of the Bros "lounging". The Bro will often be wearing their Adidas flip flops (the ones with a single velcro strap across the toes), tube socks, ill-fitting basketball shorts, and most importantly, a cut-off tank-top which is either a ridiculously motivating Nike slogan, or their 2006 Wrestling championship. The Bro will often open their door eating a Jimmy John's sandwich, with a Natty Ice to nurse the hangover from their Bitty infested evening last night. In the background you will hear either football or Call of Duty.
"Dude, what's that in your living room?"
"Oh that's just a lounging Bro".
by The P&P May 17, 2013
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