swallow your tongue

(v) to keep your mouth shut, usually about something you aren't supposed to know about

"Swallow your tongue, nigga, he don't know that we're strapped!"

by P-rick September 13, 2006

your penis is weak

when a guy dosent have enough skill to get a girl in bed

Come on Davis your penis is weak

by Joe Szathmary December 3, 2007

Hold your balls

Calm down. Used the same way as "slow your roll" or "chill".

you need to just hold your balls for a second, you're getting too worked up over this

by holdthoseballs February 19, 2011

wap your pork

To masterbate (male).

Originated from ZAP comics in the 1970's

Johnny being 15 had to wap his pork 3-4 times a day to reduce the white count.

by wheaty June 2, 2005

bum on your lips

A contempt expression means "Kiss my ass!".

So come on dip bum on your lips.

by Fangsta December 15, 2003

is that your final answer

What Regis Philbin asks a contestant before they lock in their answer on the game show "Who wants to be a millionaire?"

Regis: Is that your final answer?
Contestant: Yes.
Regis: YOU JUST WON ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

by GameShowFan99 February 9, 2014

She's your Lobster

From the sitcom Friends.
Phoebe talking complete nonsense, exclaiming that Rachel is Ross' lobster and their suppose to grow old together.

nicole trying to use the 'she's your lobster line on me'
nicole: you're my lobster
me: WTF?
nicole: you know, off friends?
me: uhh no...
nicole: =/
me: owned!

by i'm licking your windows March 15, 2009