Apple Shits

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.

by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006

shit breed

some one from west virginia who's father is also his brother.

that inbred shit breed is useless.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

Unicorn Shit

When you or your friend shits out multicolored poop.

Dude #1 Awww, man did you see that guy Unicorn Shit in his pants?!

Dude #2 Yeah, it was totally gross...

by RainbowKitty October 13, 2011

Shit Crick

refering to a crick that mostly or entirly flows with shit, this is where you will be when you get fucked over in life

Babbaganush was up shit crick when he missed his parole hearing.

by SupraX January 21, 2005

fuckass shit

a major loser

Damn Mark is being a real fuckass shit, after I boned his sister.

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

shit stabber

One who stabs shit.A homosexual.

You know, Patricia…Al, he’s not had a proper girlfriend!

AL LOOKS EMBARRASSED.

Imagine this – thirty three and still no girlfriend! I used to weep at night, thinking he might be a Mary Queen!

PATRICIA:
American?

POP:
No! A Mary Queen! A poof! A shit-stabber!

by Robo the gay October 14, 2003

some shit

this is the opposite of the shit.used in various conversations refering to someone doing something poorly.

me-did you see how chris shot the ball man.
paul-yeah man, he some shit.

me-yo gimme my food nigga.ewww this taste like some shit!!!

by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 29, 2004