national poop sock day

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happy national poop sock day!

by poop soc enthusiest November 01, 2021

Melted poop

Melted poop - Diarrhea, or loose stool.

5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.

by Myrtlez71 May 16, 2021

pooping partner

When pooping in a public restroom stall, this is any individual that is also pooping in an adjacent stall, either on the left or right or both. Having one or more Pooping Partners is generally undesired as you are often subjected to your Pooping Partner's loud grunts, snorts, and flatulence as well as having to deal with the smells of your own defecation mingling with theirs.

I hate having pooping partners. Took me 30 to find a bathroom with only one stall.

My pooping partner today almost gassed me out. Couldn't breathe for my entire shit session.

I heard my pooping partner grunt like a dying goat.

by GinMouse September 25, 2019

angry poops

angry poops are when you shit so hard that the poop comes out covered by blood

ah damn it i had angry poops

by tukata August 03, 2020

ghost poop

when you try to poop but you just fart

man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.

by hammie boie July 12, 2018

poop labor

Poop labor is when you know you have to poop but when your cheeks hit the seat you can't poop so your just waiting for it to come out. Occasionally pushing and pushing then breathing as if in labor. Just waiting to poop.

"Im In poop labor. I really have to poop and it's like half way out but pushing isn't helping."

by McNasty1989 January 12, 2017

Scrub the poop deck

Verb, a euphemism for eating out somebody's ass, popularized by pirate meme culture in mid 2023

Sailor: Reportin' fer duty, Cap'n!

Cap'n: Aye, there's a lad! Get down and scrub the poop deck!

Sailor: Aye-aye! Where's the mop?

Cap'n: ...

by janey-e1999 September 24, 2023