John Tobin

A very drip tastic man whos very enthusiastic, He provides god like abilities to life and will enhance you as a person by 10x. But do be aware he is going to go on his 15 (if thats alright)<--(no longer applies)
also the handkerchief is drippy

John Tobin is a very handsome and driptastic fella

by Charles Wilam Shirkling Wizard February 26, 2022

The John Stamos Proximity Effect

The relative coolness of a person or object is defined by a value inversely proportional to the square of the distance of said object or person from John Stamos.

Bob Saget is only cool because of the John Stamos Proximity Effect after he was on Full House

by Armacham85 October 30, 2010

Road John

A “John ” is the hardest man on the streets yh. Him and Ed run eccy road fam and are the cheekiest men on de block fam. Get on there bad side And they will call up big man Zac the weed farmer to intimidate the Bdale Mandem.

Yo rud boi, there’s a Road John near by, we should run fam.
Road John means hardest man in the park.

by Roadman 21savage lookin man November 24, 2018

John Bromley

The manliest man to ever life.

John Bromley: So help me Bob i'm bully in the alley

by CommanderKevin October 20, 2021

john wayne delcamp

A nice and loving guy. The best man a woman could ever find. The guy who means the world to you.

John Wayne Delcamp will you marry me?

by Jld72014 February 4, 2017

JOHN

John

John

by anonymous May 14, 2022

John Conn Syndrome

is where a man is bald with a beard and wears Glasses. Everyone knows a John Conn!

So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say

Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!

by danny macky March 1, 2013