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Jack my swag

Ok, let's break this one down... The sheer lack of understanding and respect for the English language spreading like a stupid wildfire is making me sick.

1) to jack something is slang for "to steal."
2) swag is common slang for "stuff we all get." Generally speaking, the big bag of random and mostly useless crap you get at a convention of sorts.

Therefore, "jack my swag" quite literally means to "steal my bag of swag (stuff we all get)"

Though, the unfortunate truth of the matter is, this is what people who don't think about what words coming out of their mouths think means "jack my swagger" or to "steal my style".
For example, this might be used at a comic book convention and some fat sweat kid might exclaim "Hey that guy just jacked my swag!" Or some 13 year old girl with a clear misunderstanding of how the English language works and doesn't understand that you don't just abbreviate words at will, might say "jack my swag" as part of her auto-tuned music video expressing her distaste of other people wearing the same jeans. Clearly her strong sense of entitlement under her rich daddy umbrella is completely warranted and supported.
by Concerned Intellectual July 24, 2011
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Jack-off Squire

A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.
I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!
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Flap Jack Surprise

When one takes his/her soiled underwear and then precedes to take their underwear off, facing the soiled portion towards the other persons chest and slapping it on their chest.
"Did you hear about Sally getting a Flap Jack Surprise the other night from Tom?"
by Awesome Pants March 28, 2007
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jack hammer that hoe

to bounce on your hoe while pointing your dick to the vagina and thusting it in with great force.
by carl q June 9, 2008
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Jack Riyn

Jack Riyn is a tiktok star with 2,4 million followers. However he is a rat. Once a rat, always a rat. He also radiates big dick energy. Also, watch out, he likes to bully his fans 🙈
Jack Riyn is a rat that radiates big dick energy.
by eclipticjack March 30, 2019
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flap jacking

where you masturbate and then ejaculate into your palm and then consume it. the move must replicate the motion of pill popping in Requiem For A Dream.
Despite common misconception flap jacking does not indicate homosexuality.
by Nick Jaynes April 22, 2007
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jack haynes

super handsome smart strong boy may go by the name john

#hottie

#smart

#strong
by lauren kennard October 21, 2019
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