Sloppy Joe

When you shit inside a condom and hit yo bitch upside the head with it.

Jamal: "Hey shaniqua why yo eye all blak n blue n shit"

Shaniqua: "My boyfriend just hit me upside the head with a sloppy joe"

Sloppy Joe by Warrio Dunken October 4, 2009

gi joe 

verb: To crawl in the prone position in a stealthy manner, as if you were GI Joe sneaking up on an unsuspecting target.

Okay, so if you want to get with that chick that you've had a crush on for months, this is what you do:

Go to her house, GI Joe up behind her couch while she's watching tv, and plop your wang on her shoulder. It totally works, trust me.

gi joe by spokmage May 30, 2007

smokey joe

When a girl is giving you head, you plug one of her nostrils and shove a bong/joint in the other and have her blow smoke all over your dick.

jenni was so out of it last night, i made her give me a smokey joe

smokey joe by Andy! November 18, 2006

killa joe 

the name given to an average guy from the hood who goes postal

I was at the grocery store and this killa joe shot up the seafood department.

killa joe by Ninjalo November 30, 2003

The Joe-Joe 

Waking up with another guy naked just wearing a t-shirt and one sock

Dude you were so fucked up you did the Joe-Joe and didn't even remember

The Joe-Joe by Atwoin March 29, 2007

wild joe 

Accidental insertian into wrong orafus

They were going at it so heavily , they commited a wild joe.

wild joe by Donald Mann December 17, 2007

totally joe 

To be totally and completely who you are. To not let anyone stop you being who you are. To be happy and unique. The phrase was coined by James Howe in his book "Totally Joe", a book about standing up to haters and bullies.

"I love that girl, she is so totally joe!"

totally joe by Oktobre July 1, 2008