D AP

Abbreviation of Dick Appointment

You can’t sleep in my bed tonight, I have a D AP

by cmitty December 3, 2018

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

Diamond D

The Real Diamond Dylan. But also known as Dildo Dickhead, Double Douchebag, Dick Drama, etc...and his porn name Deep Dicken

Ex.1"Who is that cocky, smug, son of a bitch?"

"Oh, that's just Double D"
Ex.2 "Whose the best fuckin name in marine upholstery?"
"Definitely Diamond D"

by Biscuit Buttshooter June 29, 2022

D-Lone

An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.

Yo Marsha I just got a phone call from D-lone at work.

by Yo momster May 23, 2024

0=D²-16D+64

A way of using a dick emoji hidden in a math equation

0=D²-16D+64
0=(D-8)²
0=D-8
8=D

by Math_porn March 27, 2023

22'd

cucked

That man got 22'd by a black man.

by JJ Stoner July 24, 2023

D'

A shortened version of the words do (or did in past tense). Usually put behind a pronoun, but sometimes behind a name.

Guy 1: D'ya hear what happened on Friday?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: There was a fight.
Guy 2: Dang

by TylerGaming101_YT March 17, 2022