zomigod

An awesome way of taking the mick out of the populars at school. Personally, I like to wait until they start ohmigodding (which they do on a surprisingly frequent basis) and then I leap up behind then out of nowhere and start shouting (in a completely crap french accent) 'Zomigod, oui! Zomigod! ZOMIGOD ...' etc.

Popular 1: ... so are you two like dating now?
Popular 2: Yeah, we're so ... ohmigod! Ohmigod!
Popular 1: Ohmigod ... what?
Popular 2: I broke a nail! Ohmigod!
Populars 1 & 2: OHMIGOD! OH-MI-GOD! AHHHHH!!! OHMIGOD!
Me: Zomigod ... zomigod!! ZOMIGODDING-GOD INDEED, ouioui? ZOMIGOD, what to do ... what to do? Ah, zomigod ...
*Populars 1 & 2 run off screaming*
Me: Mwa ha ha.

by killthepromqueen July 6, 2006

bath salt zombie

Condition where person (usually high on bath salts or other hallucinogenic) has a desire to eat human flesh, or faces.

Dude, did you hear about that bath salt zombie in Miami? He ate a guy's face off!

Yeah man, drugs are dangerous. Hope we don't have anymore bath salt zombies.

by funkyricky July 13, 2012

Naked Zombie Sean Connery

1. The final boss of Samurai Zombie Nation

2. Anything Awesome that catches you by suprise

example 1:
Mc Hammer: hello there young man.
kid 1: Naked Zombie Sean Connery !!

by Tyler Pulliam April 23, 2007

the zombie

When you're recieving oral sex, you deposit your load in the girls eyes, causing her to walk around with her arms out scrambling for a towel, looking like a zombie.

Last night was great, I gave Lisa a zombie, and she ran into a wall.

by czech March 4, 2004

zomgee

A variation of the term OMG, (meaning "Oh my God") mostly used in online games. Literally pronounced like saying omg, just with a Z in front

Zomgee! i I just got pwned by that guy!

by Bowrogg August 3, 2007

zombify-me

statement by oneself to oneself announcing that you are about to undertake intense self intoxication;

stumbling upon a situation which involves extreme tedium or horror and responding with the remark similiar in meaning to "Oh please someone just sedate me already!";

As I entered the kitchen I saw him reach for the bottle of Green Chartreuse and pour a large shot, and before sculling it down he screamed in a drawn-out disturbing manner, " z o m - b i f - f y - m e !" (zombify-me);

Zack paused 'Dawn of the Dead' before poring his sixth triple shot Wild Turkey, and just as he was about to take a large gulp, just barely managed to groan "Zombify-me";

by Zack Bathory January 16, 2008

zombie shredder

An undead person who shreds on the guitar like no other. Have been known to eat your face while melting it with tasty riffs.

Mike: "Oh Shit a zombie shredder! He's Come to melt our faces then eat them!!!"
Ben: "Oh God MY FACE!!"

by b3n890 November 12, 2009