I would lick her poo

A self degrading statement to emphasise the lengths you would go to be with the woman in focus.

Person 1 - "phwoar look at her!"

Person 2 - "I would lick her poo !"

by James Woods February 27, 2008

you wouldn't understand, you're not in college

said by a person to get on another persons nerves. usually the other person is asking a question. with which the first person responds with "you wouldnt understand, youre not in college". this can be said over and over and over again

sara: "how was dinner?"
Ryan: "you wouldn't understand, you're not in college"
sara: "but YOURE not in college either?!:
Ryan: "exactly. you wouldnt understand that because youre not in college"
sara: "but you arent in college so you wouldnt understand either!"
ryan: "you wouldnt understand, youre not in college"
sara: "thats it! we are through!"
ryan: "I dont thing you understand that terminology, youre not in college?"

by WhatsYourName?YouWouldntUnders February 17, 2010

would of

Replacement for the proper words "would have" or abbrevited would've.

I would of called her but I didn't know her number.

by Tbett February 12, 2008

Would You Rather Czar

The ultimate and supreme game leader of Would You Rather. Once named Czar you can only be usurped of power if someone else challenges you with a would you rather you cannot answer. This power is akin to that of the Never Have I Ever Chancellor and wields the same power across games. With this power you have the control to change the conditions of would you rather up to 10 times in a single round.

I challenged Zedekiah's Would You Rather Czar reign with the unanswerable would you rather of: Would you rather eat Whataburger for the rest of your life OR In-n-Out? I am now the reigning Would You Rather Czar.

by itsnotstroganoff May 21, 2019

Woldat

Slowest mf on earth. Don't trust him if he is going to take 5 minutes to tale food..... it will take 335 light years.

Example:

Son- Where have you been for the last 8 years??
Father- Sorry son, I went to make some slomi sandwiches.
Son- You are such a Woldat.

by Woldat March 21, 2020

wouldja

A lazy way of saying "would you"

Wouldja be able to understand me if I pronounced my syllables properly?

by awmm May 17, 2020

you wouldnt like

To not under any circumstances want to have any kind of sexual contact with people who are ugo's/ugly/unattractive

Dale says to Ellis

Dale "You know Rick Waller... would you?"

Ellis "You wouldnt like"

Ellis "Would you Jackie Stallone?"

Dale "You wouldnt like"

by Dale Ellison April 28, 2008