dew rot

You are rotting from the inside out because you drank too much dew. Dew could be Mountain Dew or moon shine; this matter has yet to be deciphered. More information soon after I gather undercover information.

I have dew rot.

Why?

I drank too much dew bro.

by cassieainsley February 16, 2014

dew funk

A dew funk is a strong independent black man.

Loves the ladies and an accidental cock in an alley.

You’re acting like a dew funk

by Dew funk November 17, 2023

Mtn dew sippy cup

A mtn dew sippy cup is when two people (consenting ofc) have sexual relations where one person takes a straw, sips up some mtn dew, puts the straw in the partners ass and releases the mtn dew into their ass and then proceed to let the mtn dew dribble into their mouth.

Tony: hey babe, I’ve been thinking and I wanna do try doing a mtn dew sippy cup in bed tonight
Tony’s hot babe: I mean uh sure dude wtv

by YungCazual December 05, 2024

gotta go check on my mountain dew

Be an asshole and leave your friends

I gtg, gotta go check on my mountain dew

by PENISLOVERINTHEHOLE77785674 July 09, 2017

bag dew

the sweat on one's ballsack.

it's so hot out i got a bad case of bag dew.

by mark the shark September 20, 2003

do the dew

trying to fucc, pipe your shit, eat the ass like its happy hour at red lobster, tryna eat you out like a full course meal, want to do the intercourse, want to impregnate you, want to have babies, want to perform the sex, peeny in booty, ill be bill clinton youll be Monica lewinsky

"Madison be lookin so fine tonight that im tryna do the dew with her"

by yothatsbrett69 April 02, 2019

Do the dew

To kill oneself; commit suicide.

I chose a name in my family’s $2 gift which made me have to do the dew. However, I’m a bitch and didn’t do it.

by Michael “fagatar” Maksymowych December 15, 2023