Wii U 

A Nintendo console with amazing games that was brought down by its shitty hardware and cringey marketing.

James: Wanna play on my Wii U?

John: Wasn’t that the console that my uncle bought like 5 years ago and hasn’t used since?

Wii U by fhddhffjdfh June 19, 2022

Wii Remoting 

The act of waving around long magic wands with your friends with the pure intentions of having fun and a pleasurable time.

Me and The boys were Wii Remoting last night, trier strap must of not been on all the way. Thier nut ended up everywhere.

Wii Remoting by SlaySacker November 2, 2022

Wii elevator music 

Wii music edited to sound like elevator music.

I searched for Wii elevator music.

Wii elevator music by babypiratesnapchat2 December 20, 2022

Wii elevator Snapchat 

A Snapchat taken in the elevator with Wii elevator music playing in the background.

Baby pirate Isabella (eyepatch): (blows nose in the elevator) (lisping, shyly) Arrrr, this here be me Wii elevator Snapchat.

Wii elevator Snapchat by babypiratesnapchat2 December 28, 2022

Wii fitting 

Purposely not opening someone’s message

I’m wii fitting Ben because I don’t really want to talk to him

Wii fitting by Jen Morton February 5, 2023

Wii U 

The Wii U is a handheld console created by Nintendo.
Many people claim that the Wii was superiour without realising the Wii U has a Wii Emulator.

And Mario Kart 8.

A: hew do you want to play the Wii U
B: no shut the fuck up nobody likes that bullshit
A: it has a Wii emulator
B: oh

Wii U by a doorhandle April 16, 2023

Wii-Sportssexual 

A sexual or romantic orientation characterized by a strong attraction to Wii Sports, its gameplay, or the experiences associated with it. A person who experiences deep emotional or physical connection through interactions within Wii Sports, influencing their romantic or sexual identity.

1. As a Wii-Sportssexual, Alex finds the most joy and connection in relationships that involve shared matches of Wii Sports.
2. Jamie realized they were Wii-Sportssexual when they felt a deeper attraction during an intense Wii Tennis match than on any traditional date.
3. "I’m not really into dating apps," Sam said. "I’m Wii-Sportssexual—I need to see how you play before I catch feelings."

Wii-Sportssexual by LULALOVER February 1, 2025