water log 

When a male holds their pee so long they get a boner.

Yesterday Josh got a water log at the concert because he didn't want to miss the next song.

water log by The hood dweller August 1, 2008

Water Clown 

A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.

The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.

Water Clown by FrogboggerSteve March 16, 2009

water weight

fake weight that is caused by you being filled with urine or just have drunk alot of water.

dude, i gained like two pounds this week.

no worries, just water weight

water weight by BMO-is-awesome! May 25, 2014

water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"

A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.

water topper by Mountain Club September 10, 2009

water buffaho

A large and aggressive stripper. Water buffahoes are known for sitting on laps without asking and delivering unwanted and possibly dangerous lap dances due to their size and strength.

I hope that water buffaho doesn't come over here. She would squash me like a bug.

"No water buffaho, i don't want a dance! I saw you dancing on my friend and i don't think he will walk right for a week."

water buffaho by Bryant Bell December 21, 2009

water bellied 

When giving a fat guy a shower blow job the water cascades off his belly and hits the giver in the face.

Man it was torture blowing that guy in the shower, he water bellied me.

water bellied by fenderfire April 25, 2015

water pocket

when a female gets so wet that you can see it through her pants

Damn! Did you see Jessica in our last class? I could tell she likes the substitute teacher because she had a mean water pocket.

water pocket by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017