maya wagner

Maya Wagner is an new artist who has just dipped her feet in the water. Maya fell in love with the process of writing, recording, and mixing, and began writing more and more. She released her first EP, Nostalgia. This collection of 4 songs is a brand-new take on what you currently know as a “contemporary singer-songwriter” ballad.

stranger: mOdErN MuSiC SuCkS, gIvE Me a gOoD ArTiSt tO LiStEn tO!
Maya Wagner: *cough* you could listen to my ep *cough*

by Stileslover1234 April 28, 2019

Warmers

Those people who believe the supposed warming of the earth is being caused by humans, specifically, those of the industrialized nations. They, for some reason, ignore the fact that the earth has been around for four BILLION years and its temperature has been increasing and decreasing during this whole time. The science on AGW, as they call it, is not only Not Settled, but is being found to be corrupted (see ClimateGate).
They have the same religious zeal as many of the Truthers and Birthers.

Al Gore, All Liberals, All Socialists, and most Democrats are "Warmers".

by SLK4 February 12, 2010

Cock Warmer

A promiscuous hood rat / bag whore from Watsonville that frequents the area of CA and Dolores ave. They are typically a member of the skank squad, AKA Watsonvilles finest. Known for their scandouls actions and their lack of knowlege, specifically in regards to their GRAMMATICAL abilities.

That girl *a***n is a cock warmer, she is on everyone's dick.... Point being, she responds she "ain't on anyone's dick" ****ain't isnt a word

by XDabzX April 25, 2019

Warmer

Radical left fringe environmentalists view of Global Warming as being pretty much caused by man. Typically reject contrary science and evidence and advocate alarmism, turning any recent weather phenomena into additional evidence for their belief pattern.

"It's really hot. A Warmer would say that since heat waves were predicted to be caused by Man Made Global Warming, this heat wave confirms it"

"A Warmer would say that hurricane was made stronger by the coal plants' CO2 emissions".

"A Warmer claimed his tomatoes matured early this year which meant we are causing the planet to get hotter".

by A commenter July 30, 2009

warnerfail

failing to perform in the last and finals seconds of the superbowl; a failure of epic and horrific proportions...; see epic fail

kurt warner and his homeboy jesus just pulled a warnerfail during sueprbowl XLIII...

by skarface1 February 1, 2009

Shaking the hand warmer

ANOTHER term for beatin' the meat. When you get out a hand warmer, you normally shake it real hard so it will warm up faster. Kind of same emphasis with the meat part.

John: Oh my god, Alex, your face is so red! And you're out of breath! And there's a stain on the carpet! What did you DO!?

Alex: Oh, you know. I was just shaking the hand warmer.

by Diesektd Frawg May 1, 2009

Warmer Porn

"Warmer Porn" is slang for disgusting or repulsive propaganda used by Warmers - fanatic believers in global warming - to try to get people to either fall for their belief set, or to intimidate them into silence. Often children are used in such portrayals as the victim of the adult world's excessive carbon emissions, in an effort to create guilt. Dead cities and landscapes, cities under water, people starving in third world countries, rabbits crying, dogs drowning, polar bears falling from the sky into the middle of cities are just a few of the examples of Warmer Porn.

A bit of Monbiot WarmerPorn - Heating that cup of tea on the stove is helping to drown millions of people in Bangladesh!

Al Gore Warmer Porn - New York could be 20 feet underwater if you don't stop driving those SUVs!

A ridiculous piece of Warmerporn is the assertion that Katrina was caused by Global Warming.

by RecoveringWarmer March 25, 2010