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bought something bad from Walmart

Indicates extra smelly poop and/or farts.

*derived from "going to Walmart" as code for "I have to go to the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom as a courtesy to you, because I will be farting in there.

*see "going to Walmart"
Don't go in that bathroom for a while, I must have bought something bad from Walmart!
Did you buy something bad from Walmart? Cuz that bathroom fan's been going for 2 hours and it still smells in there.
Stop buying things from Walmart! No one can go in that bathroom cuz it stinks so bad!
Cropdusting minors is bad enough, but it's worse when you bought something bad from Walmart!
by Boom Level Prime October 10, 2022
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This horrible advertisement that has a thumbnail of a kid looking up of a- yeah see it for yourself. It also shows "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"!
Me: *bored so goes to Urban Dictionary*
Urban: "Walmart Shoppers That'll Make You Say Damn"
Me: bitch who tf made this an advertisement
by A_l_e_k December 27, 2020
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Walmart

To remove an item from its intended location and place it somewhere it does not belong. This process is traditionally recognized at any Walmart superstore, (and perhaps originated there) however, it is a common practice noticed all over the world. For example, one decides an item in their cart is no longer needed, therefore, said item is deposited within the proximity of wherever such decision was conceived, perhaps when no one is looking.
To Walmart an item.
To Walmart something.
Somebody Walmarted that puppy.

"Oh, Jessica, that sweater is super cute! I'm getting it!" .... 10 minutes later... "hmmm, you know what, I don't want this sweater anymore. When nobody's looking, I'm gonna Walmart it right there, lol".
by idowhatiwant2 January 9, 2014
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walmart stage

A part of dating in small town/country areas. This is the stage when you have started to really like someone and are ready to be seen with them at Wal-Mart, the big social hotspot in such areas.
After five early-morning Waffle House dates with Shawna, Hank was having a great time and thought he might be ready for the Walmart stage.
by Lavender2008 April 24, 2014
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Walmartitis

State of being fed up with working for walmart.
The stress of working for walmart causes a case of walmartitis
by Capricornmom June 6, 2015
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Walmart skateboard

Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys
by Shizenkai November 13, 2016
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chanel vs walmart

Chanel vs walmart is whenever you see something really awesome and cool, but then you see a cheap copycat version of it
An example of a Chanel vs Walmart

Chanel: Nicki Minaj
Vs
Walmart: Iggy Azalea
by asqwertyuionv4577 November 27, 2016
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