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fucking the walrus

One is considered to be "fucking the walrus" when he or she takes a good hit of ganja, holds it in, takes a big gulp of chocolate milk, and then exhales. When one exhales, the aftertaste is of Reese's Pieces.
I was fucking the walrus for the first time last night and it was great. Let's buy some more chocolate milk and do it again!!!
by GreenJazz June 10, 2014
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Obey the Walrus

A video from YouTube of Sandi Crisp dancing with a reversed nursery rhyme to it.
Obey the Walrus is the epitome of destruction of sanity.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021
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Walrusing

1) To walrus.

2) Making the sound of a walrus.
Walrus: "Chhk-chkk-chkk!"

Person 1: "What is that walrus doing with its tusks?"
Person 2: "It's walrusing, of course."
by Harumi Shizen February 19, 2011
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West Texas Walrus

The West Texas Walrus is a classic, this technique is performed when a girl is getting nailed from behind and is about to reach her climax, the male will then bend down and stick to strands of hay up her nose and listen to her bellow like a walrus for the duration of the orgasm.
I gave my girlfriend the West Texas Walrus last night.
by The raging red monster February 27, 2008
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crawling the walls

When someone is so horny that they really need a good fuck. Mainly used by females.
After I broke my vibrator, I've been crawling the walls every night waiting for my man to get home.
by Fred Riahi May 26, 2006
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Dry Walls

The female version of blue balls. When a female has not had sex in a long time, so the walls of her vagina begin to try up.
Becky hasn't had sex in 9 months, the next time she has sex she will need lube, because she has dry walls
by Skit Skat Patty Wack January 2, 2011
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damaged walrus

1. A walrus, usually in an aquarium or zoo setting, that is obviously the mother of the other walruses, and therefore has a damaged and flappy vagina.

2. A poor creature who will impress and stupefy teenagers for hours at a time; the object of conversations with complete strangers or new acquaintances on crowded streets.
Tarah mistook the damaged walrus' vagina for a penis, and was awestruck for 17 minutes straight.
by Christine Delino September 1, 2006
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