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Kobayashi Takeru

The record holder for Nathan's Famous frankfurter eating contest. Annually held on July 4th at Coney Island, New York.
Krazy Motha Fuccka who ate 50 & 1/2 hotdogs in 12 minutes DOUBLING the previous record of 25 dogs by Kazutoyo Arai
by Red HuRaiZon October 11, 2003
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Don't take it personally

Something that Urban Dictionary moderators email you when they reject your definition.
"A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!"
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by P.L.U.R. kind friend August 23, 2017
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take the red pill

From the first Matrix movie. Taking the red pill opens the soon-to-be Neo's eyes to the fantasy that he had been living in. Morpheus says to Neo "You have to understand that many people are not ready to be unplugged, and many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it."

Contrast with taking the blue pill. If Neo would have taken the blue pill, he would have stayed within the Matrix and been blind to reality.
Morpheus asks pre-Neo Keanu to take the red pill. As Neo reaches for the red pill Morpheus warns Neo "Remember, all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more."
by Peakey April 24, 2006
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take a deuce

I was talking to sandi and getting real horny until she said she had to take a deuce.
by daynads July 2, 2009
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take five

OK, Take five after this assignment.
by The Return of Light Joker August 10, 2010
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Take the Hobbits to Isengard

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.
"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"
by GadgetL May 20, 2008
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Kira Takenouchi

Kira Takenouchi is an author of yaoi fiction whose online presence has been continually surrounded by controversy, scandal, drama, tragedy, and, at times, public censure. Her fanbase extends across the globe and continues to grow, despite her well-publicized struggle with bi-polar disorder.

Kira is best known for her Ai no Kusabi-based doujinshi yaoi novel series, Taming Riki, which gained a worldwide following in the ever-growing underground yaoi movement when Takenouchi chose to sell her doujinshi series through the book publisher Yaoi Underground, after seeking and receiving the approval of Ai no Kusabi copyright owner DMP/June.

Takenouchi's books are extremely sexually graphic, depicting male/male (yaoi) sex, and have been banned in Singapore and Thailand. Popular series include Alpha Rising, Harem Boy, In the Headmaster's Chambers, Once A Chieftain, Moon Over Atlantis, The Boy from Braxton Creek, Tristan's Reform, The Punishment of Shiiki, I, Incubus, and Barbarian's Slave.

Known as the Princess of Yaoi, Kira Takenouchi is also considered the biggest drama queen on the yaoi scene.
Because of her dramatic exits and subsequent returns to her companies and writing career, to "do a Kira Takenouchi" has come to mean doing a 360 turn, like going around in a revolving door, ending up exactly where you started.
by Marcus JF February 9, 2010
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