Blow Trees

to smoke weed, bud, grass, cheeba... you know MARIJUANA

"excuse me lil' homie, i know you don't know me, but my name is wendy, and i likes to blow trees"

by brittttles May 25, 2008

tree hockey

Basketball

Dem brtuhas be playin some mighty fine tree hockey!

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

treat yo self

A term that originated in popular NBC television show Parks and Recreation, when Tom and Donna two financially self destructive adults that work in the Parks and Rec. Department of Pawnee, Indiana decide to spend an entire day pampering and spoiling themselves. However in the process end up destroying their bank accounts.

"Once a year Donna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?"
"Clothes"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fragrances"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Massages"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Mimosas"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fine leather goods"
"Treat Yo Self"
"THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!"

by LiamWisner October 14, 2017

trenton missouri

A place you go to let your hopes and dreams die.

Trenton Missouri is a blackhole, no happiness can escape it.

by Esquire III October 15, 2017

Dwyer Trench Coat

He's a cool dude who wears a Trench Coat with Candy Canes on the side and he sells candy and pop out of his school locker

Person 1: Where and when did you get the candy from??
Person 2: I got it from Dwyer Trench Coat dude. He selling it from his locker

by panda42069 January 16, 2022

frosted kitty treats

Cat poops covered in kitty litter, primarily those found and eaten by your dog.

I wish my dog would stop eating frosted kitty treats. I keep finding little trails of gravel leading to my dog with bad breath.

by A dog and cat owner May 28, 2013

Turbo charged tread mark shit

A shit so powerful it perminatly stains the toilet bowl.

"I'm bout' to take a massive turbo charged tread mark shit." -said shortly before absolutely destroying the local Ikea toilet display.

by JustSomeBeans January 9, 2022