The Trapeze

When a person gets on all fours and a fully erect man, either hanging onto the top of a canopy bed or some sort of bar, swings into the person on all fours from behind.

**This maneuver takes great skill and should only be performed by a trained professional. Improper execution of this by an untrained individual could be very harmful to one or both individuals, possibly resulting in a anal fissure, vaginal tear or even a penile fracture.

He fractured his penis while preforming The Trapeze on his girlfriend.

by Tubesocktugger January 14, 2020

Grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis

A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.

The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis

A way for some folks to claim that if you donate enough money, morale will get better.

The people claiming to be morale boosters were making a lot of money off the grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis, but would be quick to try and tear morale apart again if they needed more money for another grief/tragedy/sympathy crisis. The reality is nobody's morale needs a boost.

by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Grief/tragedy/sympathy industry

An industry that pretends to be on your side, rooting for you instead of the events that make the industry possible (storms, crime, death, accidents, bad news).

The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry is a business, not a friend.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

The machine that keeps the coronavirus hype going.

The girl was part of the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Grief/tragedy/sympathy machine

A machine that needs functional, cooperative parts to keep going.

If the coronavirus hype didn't keep going, people would begin to wake up. Therefore the grief/tragedy/sympathy machine keeps it going, keeps the misinformation spreading like wildfire.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

I-trapped

When you are owning multiple 'Apple' devices and now you have become so much dependent to the ever increasing 'Apple' ecosystem, that even thinking of switching to any other electronic device (like Android) makes you feel trapped in a world, where escaping from it comes with a hefty price.

After owning an Iphone, an Apple watch, an Apple Ipad and thinking of switching to Samsung, makes me feel I-trapped.

by mowgli96 April 26, 2021