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Bone Popper

A girl that is so hot she instantly brings a bone popping, stiff erection.

A bone popper will leave you with a two-by-four in your pants for several hours. Medical attention may be required.
Harper walked by Cody taunting him with her luscious looks. Cody knew it was a bad idea to look at her, because she was a bone popper.

He collapsed, all the blood rushing to his stiffy. When he woke up, he was in an ambulance going to the hospital.
by Jrubadub July 17, 2010
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Bone Jank

The accidental process of fucking a woman in her vagina, then pulling it out too far, later to miss and slam your dick into her taint, shattering your cartilage.
As Sandy reached for the nuts and shifted, Spongebob experienced the worst bone jank of his lifetime, fracturing his spatula, and he only cried for 20 minutes.
by Amateur Sharp Shooter May 17, 2013
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Choking Bone

My roommate is always choking bone.

Hand me that towel. I need a wank hank cause I’ll be choking bone.

My uncle caught me choking bone so I let him watch.
by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2018
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Keystone Bone

The act of shotgunning a keystone beer whilst having ravenous animal sex with the gender of your choosing for hours on end.
Newest celebrity sex scandal: Kevin Hart outed after video surfaces of him passing out after performing a Keystone Bone with Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson.
by Expired Tiddy Milk October 1, 2019
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bone appetit

Bone appetit means to get oral sex. Not to be confused with bon appetit, bone appetit was used in hi-five by gucci mane. He said: Put my bone in her mouth, told her bon appetit
At the hotel my bitch wanted to have bone appetit for dinner
by Tippednean March 6, 2017
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Bone yogurt

The bitch was lactose intolerant so I couldn't give her any bone yogurt.
by Mcfeeley July 13, 2011
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Small Bone

Casual easy - even relaxing - sex

Some would go so far as to say a side order of sex or an appetizer if you will.
Shaniqua - "I'm exhausted, can we do something relaxing?"

Mortimer - "Small bone?"
by Nick Iodice November 24, 2010
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