When you have drank enough scotch to affect your typing. Every sentence is littered with typos, but you are too scotched-up to correct it. So you send the messages anyway.
by markekraus October 28, 2019
Get the Scotch Fingersmug. by Radacabulary August 21, 2017
Get the Finger Shortsmug. When you go to lunch and purposely or accidentally don't invite someone.
Alternative definition: You're the last person to get your food at the table, well after everyone has gotten their food. restaurant
Or Dinner Finger
Alternative definition: You're the last person to get your food at the table, well after everyone has gotten their food. restaurant
Or Dinner Finger
Don't invite Mike, we gave him the lunch finger. Or oh, no we gave Mike the lunch finger...oops. Or sorry, we didn't mean to give you the lunch finger.
Or Andrei always gets the lunch finger here, I think the Waitress hates him....
Or Andrei always gets the lunch finger here, I think the Waitress hates him....
by BigDaddyWess November 17, 2011
Get the Lunch Fingermug. When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
by greekhornet May 4, 2009
Get the Finger Turtlemug. An engagement ring so beautiful, the wearer lives in constant fear that an innovative thief will chop off her finger and the diamond with it.
by Spaghetti and Raisinballs March 10, 2015
Get the finger choppermug. The superlative of fat fingers.
To have fingers that resemble a corndog. Fingers so fat that they look like sausage fingers with a layer of a cornbread on top.
To have fingers that resemble a corndog. Fingers so fat that they look like sausage fingers with a layer of a cornbread on top.
Mike "goddamn you have corndog fingers"
Nick "What the shit are corndog fingers?"
Mike "Your goddamn fingers are too fat to be just sausages"
Nick "What the shit are corndog fingers?"
Mike "Your goddamn fingers are too fat to be just sausages"
by Sonofabeeeshh January 18, 2010
Get the Corndog Fingersmug. Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.
FB status: "Man, I just got called into work for another 16 hour weekend shift."
Tool: "Lol, I never work weekends lol"
*cold finger/friend removal is appropriate here
Tool: "Lol, I never work weekends lol"
*cold finger/friend removal is appropriate here
by JDrummer86 April 26, 2011
Get the cold fingermug.