Pants Time

The time of day that comes before snack time and after nap time.

"Nap time comes before pants time, not after."

by Keynon June 6, 2005

time change

noun: the thing that throws off my life schedule. a time change is practically never looked forward to.

Chris: Don't forget to move your clock forward another hour.
Taylor: DAMMIT! I always hate the time change!

by the storm drains April 5, 2009

time disabled

An adjective used to describe a person who is absolutely unable to keep track of time, no matter how hard they try.

So to defend her own seemingly rude and antisocial behavior, my totally time disabled wife says to me, “well really, what’s the difference if I am or am not there at 11 o’ clock, I mean time as you know it only actually exists in your universe,” as she goes on to cite some highly esoteric physics principles that very few people would be able to understand.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

time trauma

A term describing a distant trauma that causes a person to have significant problems managing time.

I have no recollection whatsoever of the specific time trauma that occurred but I do know it has repeatedly caused me to go down time rabbit holes that prevent me from getting anywhere on time!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 16, 2020

It's Boner Time!

1) a phrase you shout once your penis becomes erect.

2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.

mike: "It's Boner Time!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"

John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"

by paster whackadoodle August 9, 2012

Apex Time

It’s a time Between 11:00pm to 3:00 am were you and your friends play this amazing new battle royal game named “apex legends”, apex time is a nature call for pro apex gamers that it’s grind time!!!

Guy1:hey why are you still awake do you know what time it is?!
Guy2: umm 11:00pm?
Guy:no it’s APEX TIME!!!!

by Gangbanger🍆🍆 March 1, 2019

Lame Time

Lame Time regards NBA player Damian Lillard's inability to hit clutch shots and streaky shooting throughout games. Though having a plethora of game winning shots, Lillard has even more instances of choking, and his true shooting percentage in 4th quarters proves that.

Lame Time went 0-3 in the last two minutes of last night's game- that's why the Blazers lost.

by beanos_alvaro_youngboy_fp May 14, 2021