Tired Thirds

Third person to hop on the train.

Greg called shotgun,

Brad called sloppy seconds,
Eh fuck it, i guess ill take tired thirds.

by Fuckin_Monkey August 5, 2010

Tied one off

Got super drunk

Oh ya, we tied one off last night!!

by That wife November 11, 2015

Tilen

Tilen is the FUCKING perfect guy you will ever meet. He is the best thing that can happen to you. His wonderful brown hair and this AMAZING ice blue eyes are so fucking perfect. You will fell in love with him, when you meet him. HE IS the sadest but cutest crush you will fell in love with. He is the ultimativ King of broken hearts. Also when he loves you he will break your heart, because he don't wants to have feelings tho.
Omg i don't know hoe to say but:
„It is not important how often he breaks your heart more and more. You will love him still forever“
He is still #perfect and my only❤

Tilen the perfect guy

by DreamYourLife September 7, 2017

Tiredcel

When you aren't getting laid cause you're too exhausted to go out and game

Jerry just worked a 12 hour shift and was too tiredcel to go out to the club and pick up chicks

Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight

by D Flawless January 4, 2020

Tilden

One who is an all around humanitarian. But can be your worst nightmare if you cross them.

Tilden is there for sara no matter what the cost.

by Tillden October 5, 2020

cold tile

n. 1 a moment, usually in a group setting, during which all conversations end, resulting in an awkward silence. 2 a word or phrase that induces a cold tile moment

...like when you broke the trampoline...(awkward silence)....wow, cold tile moment.

by Double_V June 14, 2010

Flat tired wheelbarrow

Have your girl in the wheelbarrow position as you have intercourse with her. Just as she gets ready to orgasm, you reach down and pull one arm out from underneath her. As soon as her face hits the ground you start scooting her across the carpet, letting go of her arm at the same time. She wil try to desperately to lift her face off the carpet thus looking like a flat tired wheelbarrow.

I met this chick that was into pain, so i gave her a flat tired wheelbarrow.

by Full Patch October 7, 2017