The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.

The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"

by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023

Thimble

The act of pushing your thumb through your scrotum, surrounding your finger in the testicular sack. Thus resembling a thimble.

"Damn, Jackson totally just thimbled me."

by Das Dota September 2, 2009

Thimble Cock

A phrase used to describe a male ( or female ) Who has a penis the size of a thimble when Erect.

Person 1 - "Wow i Have such a small dick i really need some viagra"

Person 2 - " Yea, you really do have a Thimble Cock."

by louis1 August 14, 2008

ava thompson

she is a fake ass friend. she talks shit behind everyone’s back. don’t be fooled. oh and i can’t forget she will always steel your mans doesn’t matter who he is.

ava thompson is a fake ass friend.

by ava m thompson. July 3, 2018

xxx thumper

"triple-x thumper" is a variation on the common, fun, drinking game thumper. instead of having any sign whatsoever, individuals playing this new and exciting version may only use sexually-charged signs.

John just did your sign Jane, the tongue-poking-the-inside-of-his-mouth! Now you have to do yours, and then someone else's, for example, you could squeeze your breasts. xxx thumper

by xxx drinking January 3, 2009

Thumper

A very large ass. Comparing it to the ass of a rabbit off the movie Bambi.... Thumper.

Damn look at that bitch rite there, that bitch got a thumper.

by Snoeflyke February 19, 2010

Thompsonville

an extremely small town located in the middle of effin' no where in Southern Illinois. lol where running from the cops consists of hiding in a cornfield lol and where there is no point in high-school reunions because everyone knows what everyone else is doing anyway...You don't give directions by street names or references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks to the Anderson's turn left and it's four houses left of the football field)...lol and no one knows where it is

"Where are you from?"
"Thompsonville"
"Where is that at?!"
"10 miles from West Frankfort"
"yeah...still don't know where that's at"

by missie_450 May 31, 2009