A subspecies of women that weighs at least 200 lbs, and can't seem to drink enough alcohol as if she were dehydrated. She is also loud, obnoxious, and a complete cock block. She will purposely sabotage you from hooking up with any of her friends and insist you buy her more drinks because nobody will fuck a dehydrated walrus.
"I will never get a shot with Mary. Her friend, the dehydrated walrus, is killing my bank."
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
Bar tender - "Sorry sir we have no Shmirnoff, Bud Lights, or Twisted Teas. That pack of dehydrated walruses have damn near drank this bar dry!"
by Biff Spankskn aka Gator February 21, 2014
Get the dehydrated walrusmug. To lay lazily, preferably with friend(s); to snack hard or eat large quantities of food and binge watch shows, often while under the influence of herbs
Tay and I love to walrus all day; we can't stop eating snacks and we haven't moved from this couch in hours, we are walrusing hard, and the dog really needs a walk.
by PNWtater May 21, 2020
Get the To walrusmug. by kenna_christie June 26, 2016
Get the walrusmug. by Kornelius October 19, 2008
Get the Cape Walrusmug. When you smoke 2 joints simultaneously on both sides of your mouth because you were passed 2 js at once during a cyph
by Puppyangel July 12, 2022
Get the Walrusmug. The act of smoking two vape carts simultaneously.
It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused
It’s called the walrus because the two vape carts look like walrus teeth. Verb: walrusing, walrused
“Steve is crazy, look at him hitting 2 vape carts.” “Yeah, he’s doing the walrus!”
“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”
“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”
“i just walrused so hard, I can’t stop coughing.”
“Give me both vapes, I’m gonna go full walrus!”
by Plurman July 4, 2024
Get the Walrusmug. by Aaron Jord September 13, 2021
Get the Walrusmug.