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Exit Ticket

THE WORST FUCKING ASSIGNMENT A TEACHER COULD GIVE YOU JUST SO YOU CAN LEAVE HER DUMBASS CLASS.
"ok so before you leave, let me give you an exit ticket that is the hardest question known to man."
by requiemsrequiem August 15, 2023
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ticket projectile device

an effective way police officers could ticket a mass of people
while we were walking through washington square park, my friend got stopped by the cops for carrying a 40 in a brown paper bag. he got two tickets, one of which was "intent to consume." at 1:30 am on new year's. i think it would be easier for them to just fill out a bunch of tickets and, using some sort of ticket projectile device, spray them at everybody they pass on the streets on new year's.
by lucas i January 13, 2008
mugGet the ticket projectile devicemug.

ticket

A former Roblox currency, also called "tix."
This item costs 100 tickets.
by Mattjod May 29, 2022
mugGet the ticketmug.

Tin Tickets

The Foil used to Smoke Heroin/Fentinyl
Holy, he smoked like 5 tin tickets and still hasn't passed out.
by JOEYJOEY1989 August 23, 2022
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parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
by Sexydimma March 25, 2013
mugGet the parking ticketmug.

Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
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OG TICKET

Flamefraggs (funny moment man) coined this word as it represents his 9-year-old army
Render: bro, look at these fans!

Flame: THEY'RE MY OG TICKET BRO PLEASSEEE
Kalal: bro, shut the *era era aah* up
by oh_itstotallymookie May 10, 2022
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