Tokyo Surprise

A sexual act developed by Tokugawa Ieyasu early in the 17th century. Combining aspects of Kama Sutra, Acupuncture, and Erotic Asphyxiation, its resulting orgasmic pleasures are so great that it cannot be described by any English words. Only truly understood by a handful of the Japanese sexual elite, it is rumored that one of these select few is attending university somewhere in the state of Virginia.

"Yo Jumpei, why did those girls run out of your room crying last night?"
"I tried to give them the Tokyo Surprise, but they just couldn't handle it."
"That sucks."

by Yusun Won November 6, 2008

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Dartmouth Surprise

while sitting and receiving oral sex you think your farting in your partners face but it comes out as poop

andy gave his wife a dartmouth surprise

by seymour18-1 April 1, 2008

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Sweetest Surprise

You didn't see it coming. It feels your soul with light. The feeling is incomparable to anything you had ever hoped for. It's magic.

I never knew what was missing, until now, for I'd never felt completely whole. This is the Sweetest Surprise.

by 134 May 2, 2011

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Snuggie Surprise

This occours when you are wearing a Snuggie and you pass gas. The snuggie material traps the gas ,sometimes for hours, until you get up and are surprised by the smell emitted.

"Man, I just got a Snuggie Surprise."

by hatesdirtydancing December 30, 2009

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Beef Surprise

When receiving a Blumpkin, before both shitting and busting, the receiver quickly stands up and turns around, mashing his cheeks into the face of the giver, thus shitting all over there face.

"I was just giving my boyfriend a blumpkin, and he totally shit all over my face! I hate beef surprises."

"Be careful when giving your man a blumpkin, he may give you a beef surprise instead."

by TacoTuesday12 June 15, 2014

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